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It's Valentine's Day, my 10 year old dog has gotten pains somewhere on her body, my mom and I are waiting at the vets' waiting room for now. Someone please distract me with a note, if you'd be so kind. :(
  • Mood: Welcoming
  • Listening to: Melanie Martinez' Dollhouse
  • Reading: this journal. My Devil's Carny OC sheet
  • Watching: Steven Universe
  • Playing: Nada.
  • Eating: Nothin'.
  • Drinking: Nothin'.
Hi, peeps! How ya'll doin'?

Me? I'm kinda a mix of sleepy, bored, yet in want to get creative with something new-ish. Note me if you wanna chat.

Anyway, would anyone be interested in participating in a Devil's Carnival/Devil's Carnival-esque Heaven V.S. Hell forum I'm thinking of making on Fanfiction?

Send me a note if you are and I'll probably post a link to the forum soon.
  • Mood: Optimism
  • Listening to: After Ever After 2
  • Reading: this journal. Reddits.
  • Watching: Gotham
  • Playing: Nada.
  • Eating: Chew-chew-chewing Gum
  • Drinking: Nothin'.
Dear MutagenicMonster,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I despise you. I think I realized it when I quoted Santa outside of Chicago, and I saw you knock out my best friend. I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand that there is no solution to this. I'm returning the pictures from LA to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I was interviewed by the Times about eggplant-fetishism.

Kindly go and drown yourself.
Your immortal, everlasting frenemy, Alex. 

I had way too much fun with this. It fits surprisingly well together. 

Answer questions below to fill in blank, tag people.

Dear -icon of the person who tagged you-
I don't really know how to tell you this, but __1____. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you,but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___, -your name-

Note: I am sorry if I ruined any friendships

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

Although, I am too lazy to tag ten people. I'll tag EveApplefield and whoever wants to do this that hasn't already.
  • Mood: Optimism
  • Listening to: My folks singing karaoke
  • Reading: this journal. Reddits. Umineko no naku koro ni
  • Watching: Gotham
  • Playing: Injustice: Gods Among Us
  • Eating: Cheese
  • Drinking: Squirt
Hey, how's ya'll's New Year?
Twenty minutes after officially declaring it New Years here, I got scared by a "The Woman In Black II" commercial in front of my folks so much that I fell over. xD
Anyway, What're your resolutions for this new year? 
  • Mood: Optimism
  • Listening to: Starring Role-Marina & the Diamonds
  • Reading: this journal. Reddits. Umineko no naku koro ni
  • Watching: Phone screen
  • Playing: Injustice: Gods Among Us
  • Eating: Cookies
  • Drinking: Milk
Tagged by :iconmiss-wicker:

1) You Must Post The Rules.
2) Share 10 Facts About You.
3) Answer 10 Questions Asked By The One Who Tagged You And Make 10 Questions For The People You Tagged.
4) Tag 10 People In The Journal.
5) No " You're Tagged If You Read This" Things.
6) Tag 10 Legit People. (I corrected a typo )
7) No Tag Backs.
8) You Can't Say You Don't Tag.
9) Make A Journal. Don't Comment It.

Ten facts about yours truly include:

1. I am Mexican American.
2. I have been dragged by my arms across a school hall before. It was monstrously fun!
3. I am left-handed.
4. I can see better with my left eye than my right eye.
5. I focus my sight on my left eye. This doesn't mean I make my right eye blind. I still see with that one but I pay more attention with my left eye.
6. I have had a few surgeries in my time; my major ones came since I was born all the way to age 15.
7. My high prescription in my glasses make my eyes look smaller than they really are.
8. I am not to drive without my contacts on, then I'd be legally blind.
9. My morbid interests bloomed with Tim Burton's Sweeney Todd at age ten. They have continued flourishing from that moment on.
10.i have been roleplaying since I was eleven.

1) Are you local?
2) Is this the right room for an argument?
There is no room for argument!
3) Are you not entertained?!
Are YOU?! *Pokes your nose* Boop!
4) When you squish your chin against your neck/chest, how many chins can you make?
One. Don't got any meat on these bones.
5)What's your favourite idea?! (mine is  being creative)
How do you get the idea?! (I just try to think creatively!)
6)Hello? Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me. Is there anyone at home? *nods* Alrighty, then.
7) Time to play Cluedo! Who wants to be who? (dibs Miss Scarlet)
Shotgun Movie!Mrs. White! ("Flames on the side of my face!") If not then Professor Plum, per-lease.
8) Did the war start because some bloke, Archie-Duke, shot an ostrich because he was hungry?
9) What's that mysterious ticking noise?
*BOOM* Lollipop, lollipop. Oh Loli-Loli-Loli-lollipop *pop* Ba-dum-dum-dum...
10)While you were answering these questions, did you notice me sneaking into your room?
I notice everything, silly; now kindly escort yourself out. Oh, and want a refreshment before you go?

My Questions!:

1. How are you today?
2. What's your favorite book genre?
3. What is your ideal happy place?
4. Riddle me this!
While exploring the wild highlands of Scotland, Crazy Rob was captured by hostile wood fairies. Smazze, the powerful chief of the fairies told him he could make one final statement which would determine how he would die. If the statement he made was false, he would be boiled in water. If the statement were true, he would be fried in oil. Crazy Rob found neither of this options too his liking, so he made a statement that got him out of this seemingly impossible situation.
What is the one statement he could make to save himself?
5. What was your favorite show as a kid and why?
6. Quick, pick! Games, movies, or books?
7. If you could own any material possession in the world from any time period, what would it be?
8. What is the creepiest/scariest thing that has happenened to you?
9. Favorite dessert?
10. What is the scariest creature/person you can imagine (of your own creation, please) and why?

I tag:
  • Mood: Welcoming
  • Listening to: Melanie Martinez' Dollhouse
  • Reading: this journal. My Devil's Carny OC sheet
  • Watching: Steven Universe
  • Playing: Nada.
  • Eating: Nothin'.
  • Drinking: Nothin'.
Hi, peeps! How ya'll doin'?

Me? I'm kinda a mix of sleepy, bored, yet in want to get creative with something new-ish. Note me if you wanna chat.

Anyway, would anyone be interested in participating in a Devil's Carnival/Devil's Carnival-esque Heaven V.S. Hell forum I'm thinking of making on Fanfiction?

Send me a note if you are and I'll probably post a link to the forum soon.


United States
Hi, peoples! I'ms HBCfanAlex, but you can call me Alex!

In case you're wondering, HBC stands for one of my favorite actresses, Helena Bonham Carter. As my penname suggests, I'm a fan of her and her work.

I like a lot of things, mostly morbid, dark and twisted plots and great character development. I'm Gothic. To me (and I'm sure that there are others who agree), the term Gothic when describing a person means that said person has an affinity for the macabre, and are fascinated or enchanted with such darkness in the world, thus wishing to explore it and perhaps live their life learning more about it/educating those who wish to learn about it. We just see things differently.

Now, did I mention anything about fashion?
Music style (Although I do love me some Voltaire and Emilie Autumn)?
How many colors/chemicals wreak havoc in someone's tresses?
How rebellious or moody one is?
General hardcore-ness?

Anyone - and I mean anyone (Your always-in-pink school teacher, that elderly neighbor across the street, a sweet girl who partakes in community service, etc.) - who has an eye for the darkness that lurks in the world can be Gothic. And I am one of those people. End of story.

Pleasure to meet you~.

Writing is, and most likely, always will be, my top priority. You'll often find me in a corner, drawing or thinking about fanfiction and story ideas I'll have. As the years go by, I grow more serious about my hobby and am thankful for any constructive criticism. I will strive to do better.
Oh, I sing too. Pretty well, or so people tell me, and my vocal control is pretty cool, if I do say so myself. :shrug:

Well, that's it, I suppose! Welcome to my lair.

Current Residence: In the middle of nowhere (with Courage the cowardly dog).
Favourite genre of music: It depends on my mood!
Skin of choice: Tan. Kinda pale brown.
Favourite cartoon character: Jonathan Crane or the Music Meister.

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MichaelsComics Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
tnx for the faves!
Yoruhoshi Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Just dropping by to remind you that you're a rockin' awesome and very-much-loved person, Alex darling~!! :tighthug: :heart:
HBCfanAlex Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2015
Thanks so much, Yoru! It's fab. to hear that! You're awesomely rockin' too, and totally uber lurved!

How you doin', brah?
Yoruhoshi Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
^^~ You're always welcome hon, and thank you too! :tighthug:

:D I'm so happy and excited!! :dance: We have finally gotten moved into our new apartment!!
Anjona Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you for faving my works! :D
HBCfanAlex Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2015
No problem-o! :)
Entropician Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2015  Professional General Artist

Hi, thanks for the fav, I hope you'll enjoy even the rest of my gallery, have a good day, bye!:) 

HBCfanAlex Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2015
You're welcome! Sorry for the late response! Have a nice day, too! :)
Critical-Misfit Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
Thankies for the watch!!! :heart: :batman:
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